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Really, Pappu CAN dance saala?

Really, Pappu CAN dance saala?Pappu was learning to dance since last few years, but found it increasingly difficult. It seems now that Pappu has come of age and learnt the tricks of the trade. ‘If you want to be popular, be controversial’ is the simple rule Pappu has started following, no matter even if it costs you a country! Maharashtra government has elevated the drinking age bar to 25 from 21 in Maharashtra which is not going well with Pappu. He hasn’t been able to sleep at night at the ignominy he might have felt on behalf of all the youths below 25. He wakes up the next morning and decides to file a PIL against the decision. Cool man! We all knew that you are the true representative of the beleaguered youth of today and you have risen up to the occasion. Great work! Three cheers for your leadership that today’s youth requires. Today’s youth is headless and has no one who can represent the group and we all think that you fit the bill, better than anyone else. We all might have also heard his song with a Bengali surname BEING made rounds today across every media. This forum is too small to mention the lyrics of GREAT song of his that many call as a ‘chartbuster’. Pappu has really redefined the lyrics to be hummed in the Bollywood movies as he is the one who did it first. And that’s the race we all are into--who did it ‘First’! Pappu has also redefined the saying that once upon a time some so called great literary person has said—What’s in a name? Now it has been reframed into--What’s in a surname? The coming ages will definitely remember this redefined quote of Pappu and would be introduced wherever the original quote would be mentioned. In schools, colleges, lectures wherever the quote will find a mention, this song with the Bengali surname would definitely be quoted as an instant of its genesis. This is a perfect example of how to chose and fight for a cause. Hike in the price/rates of petrol, diesel, milk, cereals, pulses, vegetables, water, electricity, taxes are not the causes to be fought for, because they don’t fetch much publicity and are not amongst the fad. Moreover, a PIL against Corruption is not a good idea as it might interfere with Pappu’s professional schedule. Also, there are already many players into it. Also, these fights shall include waking up people, making them aware, conscious, and Pappu thinks who gets what by being conscious. And that’s the reason, Pappu took the cause of helping out people with insomnia, making them unconscious so that they can live their dreams under the effect. Pappu feels that he is voicing the opinion of the youth who think the regulation as ‘regressive’. Great thought man! How could he ever think about it? He is a genius by any measure and a mind reader as well! Pappu is not concerned when the government legalizes non-penetrative sex at the age of 14; when the government legitimizes the kids to sue their parents if they are scolded; when our leaders have thousands of rupees in their breakfast, lakhs of them at brunch, crores at lunch and billions in the dinner, but still there is no one legitimized to enquire and question. We all would like to see the policy makers’ 14-year-old kids getting involved in a non-penetrative sex and then ask the policy makers what do they feel then? We all would like their children and grandchildren sue them and then ask how do they feel then? Nah! Leave it aside. It’s just a wish list! Though, India is fourth in the atrocities on women, after Congo, Afghanistan and Pakistan, Pappu still thinks that this cause is not worth raising a PIL for. Let lakhs of female embryos get killed before their birth and half of them after the birth, Pappu still doesn’t feels the itch to raise a voice against it. Irrespective of Obama’s fear as evident from one of the statements he said in a US University function to let not India and/or China lead in any technological breakthrough, Pappu saw a competition in C2H5OH than the Intel chips. Anyways, whatever we say or do, Pappu knows how to be in the game and play it as well. He is not at all interested in creating Ralegan Siddhi-type model towns and villages, but a drunken society in which no one knows--what is happening around; who is sleeping in whose house; what is important, mandatory; the real meaning of life and other boring stuff that no one wants to even delve into. Though Pappu knows that alcohol is a toxic substance and vigorously affects liver, heart, kidney, brain and also results in Neuritis (tingling sensation), tremors in hands and feet, Pancreatitis (painful inflammation of the pancreas), Degeneration of muscles due to protein loss, Malnutrition leading to many problems ranging from tiredness onto poor memory and Sexual problems—he just wants to concentrate on getting the drinking age reduced so that the number of party goers in his parties remain the same. After all, he also needs a company to keep. Over and above, he is also aware about the following ailments caused by it-- cirrhosis of the liver, epilepsy, poisonings, road traffic accidents, violence and several types of cancer. He is also aware of the fact that alcohol kills more than AIDS, TB or violence—still he wants the Indian youth to live less, but live full. Dear Pappu, once you win this PIL and become a Hero, also please concentrate on other issues that today’s youth face. Let me help you by listing down some of them: -Literacy -Unemployment -Health -Drugs You say that Indian youths are not fools. Yes you are right Pappu, we too believe, they aren’t! And they all know who is fooling whom. Pappu, you keep on dancing till then… Alcohol says… I can make anybody pretty I can make you believe any lie I can make you pick a fight With somebody twice your size Well I've been known to cause a few breakups And I've been known to cause a few births I can make you new friends Or get you fired from work And since the day I left Milwaukee Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France Been makin' the bars lots of big money And helpin' white people dance I got you in trouble in high school But college now that was a ball You had some of the best times You'll never remember with me Alcohol, alcohol I got blamed at your wedding reception For your best man's embarrassing speech And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach I've influenced kings and world leaders I helped Hemingway write like he did And I`ll bet you a drink or two that I can make you Put that lampshade on your head 'Cause since the day I left Milwaukee Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France Been makin' a fool out of folks just like you And helpin' white people dance I am medicine and I am poison I can help you up or make you fall You had some of the best times You'll never remember with me Alcohol, alcohol Yes since the day I left Milwaukee Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France Been makin' the bars lots of big money And helpin' white people dance Yea I got you in trouble in high school And college now that was a ball You had some of the best times You'll never remember with me Alcohol, alcohol (Alcohol, alcohol) (Alcohol, alcohol) (Alcohol, alcohol)